Pins

Open your foul mouth without saying a word. These awesome brass pins were designed by yours truly, beginning with some of my favorite cup designs. To be perfectly prim and proper, the following designs have two pins on the back so they'll never swivel uncomfortably (#sitandspin):

—fuuuuck, 2.25” wide #fuuuuckmesideways

—RIMJOB, 1.25" round #menofcolor

—effing f-slur(#isthereanyotherkind) Think you can pull THIS off? It's 1.5" wide and a guaranteed head turner.

—tough shit, 1.625” wide with a shiny rainbow color shifty metal and black enamel

Get one for every bag, jacket, and bff.